Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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