Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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