So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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