he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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