took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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