I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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