we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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