I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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