don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm like, not good at living.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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