whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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