His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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