im so drunk with asians
where?
always
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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