Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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