I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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