we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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