I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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