Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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