Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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