Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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