Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
vagina is talking i cant
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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