you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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