I think my vagina is haunted
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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