I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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