How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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