my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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