would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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