whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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