Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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