We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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