Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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