I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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