hell yes lets make some ravioli
what day is it and did you see me today?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
not ubering you a puppy
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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