new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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