You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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