At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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