i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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