Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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