I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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