after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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