So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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