I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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