Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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