Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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