Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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