If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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