Tell her she can't have a vagina
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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