I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I look better un-naked...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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