There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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