She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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