"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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