Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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