She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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