Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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